Freddy Got Fingered

Year: 2001
Cast: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Harland Williams, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Julie Hagerty, Anthony Michael Hall, Marisa Coughlan
Directed By: Tom Green

Green, making his feature directorial debut, is our hero, Gord, a dedicated slacker who refuses to get a job and move out of his father's (Torn) house. Green the director loves Green the "actor," almost as much as he loves human and animal bodily fluids--all of them. What he does to horses and elephants will poison forever your fond memories of trips to the zoo. He also enjoys oral sex, performed by a wheelchair-bound girlfriend, of course. Then, just to appeal to the family-values crowd, he falsely accuses his overbearing father of sexually abusing his younger brother. Taken in small doses, Green's act can induce "I can't believe I'm laughing at this"-type chuckles, but an hour and a half could cause permanent brain damage. Look what its apparently done to him! To say "Freddy" wallows in the gutter is to besmirch the gutter's good name.

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